Just another day getting groceries for Walter Wallace. And by that, he meant something more akin to almost dying as Captian Super and Dr. McEvil had some form of “epic” showdown in the parking lot. As Walter waited for the paramedics to give him the all-clear before he could return home, he signed and texted… Continue reading Super Hero Fatigue
The Third Date Even though her name was “Cherry” this girl seemed refreshingly normal to Nelson. He nervously tried to ignore the fifty or so messages on his phone since his recent “break up” if you could call it that, and instead tried to focus on his date. “Do you like horror movies?” She asked… Continue reading Swipe on (part 5)
“Dude, just don’t respond to her,” Tim said, bringing a new round from the bar. “I can’t do that,” Nelson replied texting back rapidly. “She’s a good person, and I led her on… way too far.” “Yeah, all the way into her bedroom.” Tim laughed and took a drink. Nelson looked up at him rolling… Continue reading Swipe on (part 4)
The Third Date. Did she just say marriage? I think she just did. Nelson thought to himself, shocked. This was awkward. She had been very talkative, a nice change from his last date. But now she was talking about her ideal husband. Just smile and nod, smile and nod. “I mean, my parents want me… Continue reading Swipe on (part 3)
The First Date She had barely said a word so far, just hid behind her menu. “Are you ready to order?” Nelson asked. She nodded and giggled. It was all he could do not to roll his eyes as he signaled the waiter and ordered their food. She was the Chinese one, but he was… Continue reading Swipe on (part 2)
“Dude! You haven’t tried Tan Tan?!” Tim yelled over the bar’s music. “Umm, no? Should I have?” Nelson responded without trying to be heard as clearly, perhaps due to the embarrassment that Tim was apparently trying to make him feel of having missed out on whatever Tan Tan was. “It’s like Tinder, but for here.”… Continue reading Swipe on
[Note: I’ll get back to the prior series in just a day or two, wanted to break it up with an amusing idea I had] Hey there, welcome to E. Biz, thanks for dropping by. Well, thanks for having me. Of course, sit down, sit down. Now I looked over your CV but can you… Continue reading Welcome to Evil Biz
Off The Block 